"Mom, I don't want you to say that. Can you not say that cuz I really, really want some."
"Oh. you just wore that shirt yesterday..."
"(Gasps) You look so funny!"
"No. I don't need to go potty cuz I just went last night before night, night time."
(heading out the door mid-morning)
"What happened to her?!?!"
(perfectly normal stranger standing 5 feet from us.)
she wouldn't stop asking...
"I just want to hold you and tell you about my day."
(after I returned from my trip)