June 24, 2014

Quips `a la Rori



Rori: What are these?  
 Me: It's a romper.      
Rori: Oh! I LIKE my diaperoo!!

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Judah: Clad in baby doll's bib, being fed imaginary avocados by Rori, and trying desperately to escape.  
Rori: MOM!!! Can you get Judah? He's not listening!!!!

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Brian after dinner:  Be right back. I'm going to the bathroom.
Rori yells: THANKS FOR TELLING ME!! 
....because that's what her mother says any time she announces she has to go to the bathroom.

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While browsing through my phone and finding that she was the wallpaper pic... "Look, Judah!! It's ME and NOT YOU!"

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After I swept the floors and had to run and rescue Judah before I could get the dustpan:
Rori: Look, Mom, I helped sweeping.
Dirt e.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r.e
Thanks, Ror.....
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Daily occurrence.                                                                                                                              

Rori: I need some money to buy Uncle Donald a present.
I give her a penny
Rori: Oh. I need a money for Aunt Hannah too.
Another coin. 
Rori: Oh. For Kaelyn too. Yeah, I need to buy a present.
I oblige, again.
Rori: Oh and..
Me: Nope. No more. 
Rori: OK! Can you get my piggy bank down? I need it for my monies. 

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And if her wits don't get her far in life, modeling might be a promising route:


Pose un-coaxed.


3 comments:

  1. I love it! Absolutely love that she thought of us :D

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  3. The coins conversation made me chuckle out loud : ).

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