Rori: What are these?
Me: It's a romper.
Rori: Oh! I LIKE my diaperoo!!
Judah: Clad in baby doll's bib, being fed imaginary avocados by Rori, and trying desperately to escape.Rori: MOM!!! Can you get Judah? He's not listening!!!!
Brian after dinner: Be right back. I'm going to the bathroom.
Rori yells: THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!
....because that's what her mother says any time she announces she has to go to the bathroom.
While browsing through my phone and finding that she was the wallpaper pic... "Look, Judah!! It's ME and NOT YOU!"
After I swept the floors and had to run and rescue Judah before I could get the dustpan:
Rori: Look, Mom, I helped sweeping.
Rori: I need some money to buy Uncle Donald a present.
I give her a penny
Rori: Oh. I need a money for Aunt Hannah too.
Rori: Oh. For Kaelyn too. Yeah, I need to buy a present.
I oblige, again.
Rori: Oh and..
Me: Nope. No more.
Rori: OK! Can you get my piggy bank down? I need it for my monies.
And if her wits don't get her far in life, modeling might be a promising route: